Visions of Baptoys dancing in your head

Do you have visions of sugarplums and exploding Southern Babtoy Corp. game-toys dancing in your head?

It isn't too late to get a warning-never-included, problems never recorded, S. Babtoy Corp. never accepts responsiblity, this-isn't-a-game toy that uses you, or uses your children, or uses your grandchildren, to amuse itself.

You may already have one, or several about whom you could and should have been warned. By deliberately conservative estimate, there are thousands.

Don't tell the SBC when one blows up in your face, explodes in the mind of a child's playmate or implants shrapnel deep in the life of one of your offspring.

The SBC doesn't want to hear about it. They studiously refuse to keep records.

They never warn anyone about childhood-destroying models.

It's easier not to take any responsibility, even though the result is avoidable harm.

These toys are Christa Brown's blistering satire on the Southern Baptist Convention's longstanding failure to take well-understood action to restrain Baptist clerical pedophilia.

Please read the entire piece, and the comments.